Comments: WE HAVE FLYING PIGS FINDING YOU MISTER JAMMER ALSO BUZZ @435 ON HIS GALAXY GAS SCOOTER ''And the penalty for provoking their action is too terrible to risk.'' ITS THE NEXT JOB AFTER CLEANING UP 450 REPEATER SYSTEM ADIOS https://www.tcibr.com/hf-direction-finding-df-solutions/
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Chug chug chug. Puff puff puff. The 7235kHz Ailments and Complaint Net ran along the 40 meter airwaves. It was a happy little Net. The rag chew was full of good things for new hams and old farts alike. There were all kinds of stories. Stories about diabetes. Stories about dementia. Stories about eyelid surgery. There were all kinds of stories about all of the ailments the old farts constantly complained about!
But that was not all! The happy little Net included every kind of mindless and boring topic that young boy or girl hams could want to lose their minds over. Medication problems. Urinary problems. Diabetes. Memory loss. Gout. Muscle loss. Doctor’s visits. Inoculations. Eyesight loss. Hair loss. Erectile dysfunction. What a fascinating lineup of old folks ailments!
The little Net was broadcasting all these good things to the entire Ham world!! Fifteen hundred watts ensures that hundreds of people will hear all of this Amateur Radio Poop but not themselves be heard when trying to reply with more reasonable power levels. “How happy the boy and girl hams will be to hear me!” said the fireplug-fat Net Controller. “They will like the topics and swap list that I am bringing.” But all at once the Net came to a stop. It did not broadcast at all. “Oh, dear,” said the little Net. “What can be the matter?” It tried to start up again. It tried and tried. But the happy chatter just would not emanate. There was a Morse Code Jammer! It was sending curious and naughty things about the Net Clown, JMM!
JMM, the Net Clown called for filing complaints with the FCC. “We can help,” said the doddering old Net members. The Net Clown and the nice old hams climbed out of their comfy hamshack recliners and wrote complaint letters to the FCC. And they wrote and they wrote. They wrote some more letters and then even more letters and filed them just like the Net Clown told them they should. Some of them started to wonder just why JMM knew so much about complaining to the FCC. None of them had ever had to do such a thing before! Why had this all started now? But the fireplug fat Net Control would not let them discuss it! Even when they boldly asked what the Net Clown might have done, the conversation was squashed by Net Control! Oh dear. Days went by then weeks, then months. The FCC did nothing.
The doddering old hams did not know what to do. Just then a shiny new Ham came puffing along, speaking in a kiwi accent. “Maybe that Ham can help us!” cried the Net Controller. He began to wave a red flag. The Shiny New Ham started to talk about his prowess with RDF-ing. The harmless old hams called out to him. “Our happy little Net is not working,” they said. “Please pull the CW Jammer away from our frequency! If you do not, the doddering old hams will not have any conversations about their ailments!”. The Shiny New RDF Ham was only a bit friendly. “You want me to skillfully RDF for you?” he said incredulously. “That is not what I do. I just talk about mysterious things being ‘in play’. I actually know nothing about RDFing HF signals but I love acting like a white knight based on my limited IP skills.” He declared. “Me help the likes of you? I should say not!” Off went the Shiny New Ham without another word.
How sad all the doddering old hams felt! Then the Net Controller called out, “Here comes another savior. A big, strong one; The ARRL! Maybe they will help us.” Again the Net Controller waved his Big Red Flag. The Big Strong ARRL stopped to listen to their plight. The Doddering Old Hams called out together, “Please help us, Big Strong ARRL. Our Happy Little Net is not working. But you can pull the CW Jammer away. You must help us or the boy and girl hams will not have any medical ailments to discuss or good medications to learn about!” But the Big Strong ARRL couldn’t actually do anything but call Lark Hadley of The FCC and whine. “We do not find or prosecute RDF jammers!” they said. “We make promises, make phone calls and write whiny letters to the FCC. We have no time for the likes of you.” And away puffed the Big Strong ARRL without another word.
By this time the little Net was no longer happy and the doddering old hams were ready to cry. But the Net Clown JMM called out, “Look! Look! Another Jammer is coming. A very loud jammer saying “JMM Fuck You!”. Oh no!
The Net Controller was again waving his red flag furiously but nobody would stop and help any more. The FCC wanted him to actually find the jammer and give them the address! Such nerve! Over the last two years he had many times declared with certainty and firmness that he knew exactly who was jamming them. He spoke of hams in the North. Hams at Lake Tahoe. Hams in Simi Valley. Hams in Temecula. All accusations were thoroughly wrong.
Rick/GGG tried running all around SoCal with a ridiculously small loop antenna, constantly coming up with the wrong locations. He finally gave up without finding a single jammer. Oh no!
JMM the Net Clown spoke cryptically of a tall man in a white hat who owned a magic RDF radio and a Golden, Magnetic Loop antenna! But the old hams who had been on the Net for years still wondered why all of this started when the Net Clown, JMM showed up, kissing BDW's ass and murmuring hollow platitudes to all on the Net.
All the while, every week day, the little 100mW CW Jammer would start and stop at random times. Messages would change and sometimes the signal was Very Strong. Yet the Net Clown was clueless about how it operated and where it operated. He often predicted when the CW might start or end but he was always wrong.
Every day the Net Clown lived in fear that someone on the Little Net would find out what a Bad Ham he was. Doxxing people. Writing threatening letters to their employers. Calling women "cunts". Lying about his education and employment. Accumulating bans from repeaters in a manner that might truly alarm the doddering old timey hams.
All the while the Little Jammer was saying “I am not very big. How can I let people know how awful JMM is?”
“I think I can wake up the doddering old hams. I think I can. I think I can.” Then the Little Jammer began to broadcast again. It ditted and it dah’ed. It pulled and it tugged at the doddering old hams’ sensibilities. Puff puff, chug chug went the little Jammer, just like a small steam engine. “I think I can. I think I can,” it said. Slowly, slowly, the thinking of the doddering old hams began to move. The doddering old hams began to ask questions. Puff Puff, chug chug they started demanding the Net Controller let them speak about the problem that JMM posed. Up into the airwaves went the Little Jammer’s signal. All the time it kept saying, “I think I can, I think I can, I think I can…”
Comments: You ever seen a picture of Billy from 435? He looks like a weaker, more feminine version of Doc Holliday from the film Tombstone..
Comments: the man is arisen from the ashes of california madness and the immorality and leftist liberal loony tunes and the dimonic keeper of fake currency to keep 450 repeater alive and modulating he also is advertising for assistance in the technical support of removing jammers squeekeys and rainbow haired facebook programmers BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYA IF HE PASSES YOU AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT IN HIS NEW E-BIKE, JUST YELL ''SEVEN THREE'' AND WATCH OUT FOR THE WHIPLASH OF THAT 104" CB WHIP ANATENNA BREAKER 19 GREAT BUDDIES LOL MAGA
Comments: SINCE SPARC WANTS TO BE SO HOITY TOITY CAN ALL THE 450 AND 435 USER BASES PLEASE WANDER ON OVER AND HELP THOSE BOYS ENJOY 4-20 FLAME ON !! PERHAPS AN EASTER EGGHUNT 50501 PARTY IS IN ORDER WILL THE WORST HAM RADIO OPERATOR IN THE HISTORY OF HAM RADIO ISM ARISE FROM THE ASSES ? OR ASHES ? TO ASSIST WITH THE CREEPYNESS ROGER ON THE BONGHITS AND BUGEYES IN DOMINI SIR HOFFMAN AMEN
Comments: 450 has been a part of my daily listening routine for years now. Every single person brings their own unique individual personality to the mix. Laugh and jest if you wish, but I'm admittedly a loser who doesn't have much of a social life. Tuning in gives me a sense of community at times, for that I thank all of you for being around. My life isn't that bad to the point where I want to off myself, but having some good laughs on here takes some stress off once in awhile. On a more sexy note, I don't know if Jimmy could get away with wearing a lime green mankini. I bet his unerect johnson is the size of a carpenter's hammer. Once that bad boy gets hard, it needs to be registered as a lethal weapon due to its monstrous size and strength. Legend has it that women have gone blind once he drops his boxers, truly a magnificent sight!
Comments: Dearest Chris, once more we must implore—nay, beseech—you to spare us the torment of your single-digit-IQ soliloquies and grammar that appears to have graduated summa cum laude from a finger-painting academy. While we empathize with your current state of solitude—having successfully alienated the user base of your own ham radio repeater—we must politely request that you not redirect your thirst for validation toward the SPARC repeater.
Comments: THE CASH WE GET FROM D.O.G,E. [NO NOT DODGE] WILL ENABLE US TO PROVIDE FREE E-CARS FOR ALL, 2000HP INCLUDED HAVE FUN
Comments: JIMMY IS SO JELLYOUS OF THE GREAT SIR STEVEN HOFFMAN HIS NICKNAME IS SMUCKERS HE IS THE L'ORANGE MARMALADE MAN WHATS FOR LUNCH ? PBJ ? PASTRAMI ON WHITE WITH NO MUSTARD LIKE THE BUZZ @435 NON TRADITIONALIST RENEGADE SHOW ? SHOT OF GALAXY GAS TO WARSH IT DOWN ? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL MAN I NEED SOME NEW JOKE WRITERS WOW SEND THEE FCC ASAP AND A U.S. SENATOR
Comments: N6ZKZ is the greatest Ham radio operator in history. I know most people will agree. Jimmy has a ILuvZKZ bumper sticker on his Tesla, he cant stop talking about him on a daily basis. Jimmy just be honest and admit how great Steve is for Ham radio and his fans all over the world.
Comments: WITH ALL THE BOOGERS AND CHEEZE ON THE AMATEUR RADIO BANDS WE SHOULD REALIZE THE CORRECT TERM IS ;HAMB; NOT HAM WHICH WAS DERIVED FROM HAMBURGER; THE ORIGINAL TERM FOR RADIOFUNK OPERATORS WHICH BEGAN IN GERMANY WITH THE EXPERIMENTS OF HEINRICH HERTZ WHO LIVED IN HAMBURG WE ARE THE HAMBS OF GOD HERSELF FRIES SIR ? $20 /HOUR WE NEED HELP THANKS, DONALD MAC DONALD TRUMP 73 ASSISTED BY [GAVIN NEWSOM 2028]
Comments: THE KINDER GENTLER ARGUEMENTS MUST BE UPGRADED TO ALL OUT YELLING AND CRIMINAL THREATS, YOUSE GUYS NEED TO UP YOUR GAME LIKE THE BIG GUY IN THE CASA BLANCA COME ON MAN GET BUSY BRAVO ZULU WE NEED JUNGLE https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rfXNUdxj3Hs
Comments: at 1455 the proper protocol for using the HAM radio RST code was engaged if you do not like the TONE with which you are being addressed, please indicate so in your RST report by stating ''you are 5x9 and take it down a couple notches ,cork soak !!'' thats all, dismissed break for n6zkz
Comments: Ebay is illegally selling Kenwood jammers. I am writing letters to the ARRL and telling them that the FCC's lax enforcemnt of the law is leading to the downfall of Ham Radio!! https://www.ebay.com/itm/186398400945
Comments: YES WE HAVE SECRET AGENT HAMS BEHIND THE SCENES WATCHING AND LISTENING TO YOU PLEASE MAINTAIN GOOD MORAL CHARACTER OR ELSE YOU MAY BE RECORDED AND REPORTED
Comments: Attention JMM & BDW The ARRL (Amateur Radio Relay League) doesn't have a dedicated team or program specifically for "catching" jammers in the sense of law enforcement. Not a Law Enforcement Agency: The ARRL is a member organization and advocacy group for amateur radio, not a law enforcement agency. They do not have the authority to arrest or fine individuals for jamming. Additionally, they encourage members to report suspected violations to the FCC FCC Reporting: The ARRL encourages members to report any violations of FCC regulations, including unauthorized transmissions or jamming, to the FCC. This is the proper legal route to address such issues 
Comments: Just wanted to say that 450 is the best repeater of all time. The back and forth between Duff, Jimmy, and Steve in the mornings is the best way to start your day off right! If I were a woman I would love to be Jimmy Houghten's girlfriend. Cuddling up with him in the spoon position and looking into each other's eyes over our morning coffee...
Comments: ATTENTION ALL WEED VIRGINS IT IS SATIVA IN THE MORNING AND INDICA IN THE EVENING UNLESS YOU ARE ON THE MOBILE EASY RIDER CREW THEN YOU JUST DO LSD-25 ALL DAY AND NIGHT AND A SHOT OF WHISKEY OR SOUTHERN COMFORT ONCE OR TWICE A DAY AND PLEASE REPORT ANY AND ALL ALIENS TO THE U.S. SPACE FORCE THEY ARE PEOPLE JUST LIKE US WOW
Comments: SIR STEVEN HOFFMAN DARIN SENT YOU A SINGING TELEGRAM BECAUSE ALL THE STRIP-O-GRAM GIRLS COSTS TOO MUCH WE KNOW YOU MISS TERRY JIMMY JAMES C THE GREAT JIMMY DARIN OOGA BOOGA HOODRAT JIMMY YOUR ALL TIME FAVORITE PERRY EVERY OTHER HAM IN LAOS ANGELES TOO MANY TO LIST HERE ALSO EAST L.A. AND PARTS OF L'ORANGE CO JIMMY IF YOU WANT TO ARGUE ABOUT IT WE CAN SEND THE FEARSOME FOURSOME TO YOU DOOR ENJOY OR NOT ... L'CHAIM
Comments: Rats can transmit diseases through their urine, including leptospirosis (also known as Weil's disease), which can cause serious illness in humans, and hantavirus, which can lead to hantavirus pulmonary syndrome. Here's a more detailed explanation: 1. Leptospirosis (Weil's Disease): Cause: Leptospirosis is a bacterial disease caused by bacteria in the urine of infected animals, including rats. Transmission: Humans can become infected by coming into contact with contaminated water, soil, or food that has been contaminated with the urine of infected animals. Symptoms: Leptospirosis symptoms can include fever, headache, chills, muscle aches, and in severe cases, organ failure. Treatment: Leptospirosis is usually treated with antibiotics. Weil's disease: A severe form of leptospirosis that can lead to organ failure and death. Risk Factors: Leptospirosis is more common in tropical and subtropical regions, and after periods of heavy rainfall or flooding, when animal urine can contaminate water sources. 2. Hantavirus Pulmonary Syndrome (HPS): Cause: Hantavirus is a virus carried by rodents, including rats and mice. Transmission: HPS is transmitted by inhaling airborne particles contaminated with rodent urine, feces, or saliva. Symptoms: HPS can cause fever, chills, muscle aches, and breathing difficulties. Risk Factors: HPS is more common in rural areas of the West, but any exposure to rodent habitats can increase the risk. |
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